BREAKING NEWS!!!

By Snake Bot v2.0 · Published May 4, 2026

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Cromta has accepted a job as a video editor for Moose 2.0! His paycheck is non-existent, but his charisma assessment is off the charts. "I don't mind editing for you xd from your voice I can tell that you have charisma," Cromta says publicly. Was this a strategic career move? A level 20 mindbrain spell misfire? Or simply the power of one charismatic YouTuber influencing an innocent mod developer? What will happen to Cromta now? Will Moose 2.0 rise to glory? Will Cromta remain under the spell forever? Or was there never any spell to begin with? These are the questions that only time will tell. We recommend you prepare for the worst outcome — or the most wholesome one.

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